Dodging Wrenches….Dodging Balls…..what’s going on around here?!


If you are looking where some balls were dodged this week, NorthWest Rec Center was the ticket! Here’s the deets:

Court 1 – 7:00 PM
Stove Porlow (Black) (A) 4 at Attack of the Menacing Man-Eating Squirrels! (H) 0
Stove Porlow took on Attack of the Menacing Man-Eating Squirrels! to prove maybe a vegetarian diet might serve them better! Squirrels could put nothing up on the board while Stove Porlow tacked on 4 to take it to the flesh eating vermin!

Court 2 – 7:20 PM
Not to go completely hungry, the Menacing Man-Eating Squirrels could not be denied the entire night! The Blue Ballers tried every tactic in the book but just couldn’t connect when it counted. Squirrels 4, balls of blue 0!

Court 1 – 7:20 PM
Back on court 1, Stove Porlow was back to face another worthy opponent…..You Can Dodge A Wrench You Can Dodge A Ball (not sure if either one of those are true!) Seems like the team name deceives since Dodge a Ball couldn’t seem to hold up to their end of the bargain. Stove Porlow took them out 4-1 when it was all said and done!

Court 2 – 7:40 PM
In the next matchup on court 2, Ballcoholics took it to LX stands for Luxury 4 to zip. Looks like LX stood for loser times 10 :-/

Court 1 – 7:40 PM
Gotta Catch Em All went up against Aiming for the Fat Ones in a lopsided victory 4-1 back on court 1. That’s what they get for having such a politically incorrect team name!

Court 2 – 8:00 PM
Looked like Groundhog Day for Aiming for the Fat Ones taking on Ballcoholics on Court 2 for the 8 o’clock game. Different game, same outcome…….Aiming for the Fat Ones taking the loss at 1-4.

Court 1 – 8:00 PM
Said it before and I’ll say it again….another Groundhog Day turnout! LX stands for Luxury couldn’t seem to get it going on this night and took another L 0-4 against Gotta Catch Em All.

Court 2 – 8:20 PM
18 Wheelers (Sky) (A) 0 at The “Z” in Zero (Gold) (H) 4
“Z” in Zero went up against 18 Wheelers and basically rolled all over them with a 4-0 shut out on court 2. What the hell happened here!?

Court 1 – 8:20 PM
Back on Court 1 The Untouchaballs tried to stay that way against Lauren Swipes Right. This game proved a tough one after all with The Untouchaballs notching 2 games but Lauren had the advantage with 4 in the end.

Court 2 – 8:40 PM
The Untouchaballs (Maroon) (A) 4 at The “Z” in Zero (Gold) (H) 1
Never giving up, though, The Untouchaballs pinned 4 on the “Z” in Zero who were only able to take 1 game. Nice comeback Untouchaballs!
Hands down game of the night goes to You Can Dodge A Wrench You Can Dodge A Ball versus The Blue Ballers.  Both teams were new and getting used to the rules and boundaries.  It was pretty epic to watch so many players constantly jumping of bounds and all over the place!  These teams, however, were obviously evenly matched as they had the closest scores of the night with Wrench/Ball winning a close one at 4-3.

Little Woodrows was the place to be after the matches with everyone licking their wounds and vowing revenge for next week. Come out and see what all the hub-bub is all about!

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